Authorities evacuated the Miami International Airport (MIA) this morning after a suspected bomb was detected.
Who only knows what devastation could have been wreaked today had a bomb gone undetected. This will surely reaffirm the President's policies that protect our nation. Republicans that have been faithful to the President should be looking forward to hefty improvements in their polling numbers.
(Perhaps this comes as a divine warning for arresting good Christians who "stand for Jesus" as the Senate Sergent-at-Arms did last week during the Senate Morning Prayer Service, as delivered by the Hindu guess chaplain.)
The kicker: the potential 'bomb' turned out merely to be the cremated remains of a passenger's loved one.
That's a winner.